IT’S THEM AS BABIES
when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
- made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRYHaving a bad day? NOT ANYMORE.
I really like this. The idea of cute traditional femeninity juxtaposed with violence nad the willingness to defend. I feel some ways about this
Sunset at the Pyramids, Cairo
This one goes out to all the girls whose thighs are so thick you can’t cross your legs.
This is truth. Shoutout to the girls with thighs big enough to be used as warming pillows.
And big ups to the girls whose upper thighs still touch when their knees are apart.
If she looks worn out, then I have spent my life looking like a drowned rat wheezing in a sewer.
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
I really want a supernatural episode when the boys are on the road and they’re hungry and they’re looking for a place to eat and then they pass by
and they just look at each other and go nope and drives off
Now that I think about it I don’t think there’s another combination of two words in the English language that could make Sam feel worse about himself than this.