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textpostawashinthedickocean:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

If it’s a legitimate decapitation, the male body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down

textpostawashinthedickocean:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

If it’s a legitimate decapitation, the male body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

John’s 2 lines in TFIOS

I originally only had one line, but then Shailene encouraged me to improvise, which I did such a good job of that…yeah. Not in the movie. I’M ON THE DVD, THOUGH!

usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

jaclcfrost:

eternally passionate about movie soundtracks and movie costumes and deleted scenes from movies and concept art for movies and scenery from movies and bloopers from movies and watching movies and movie theaters and just movies

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

istaq:

willsleepfordreams:

kruemelcaskett:

st1cks-andst0nes:

s-pecious:

wingedaradia:

dickcatchyourowngrenade:

ohsoooohealthy:

roadto—health:

janaeariel:

What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name. GOD FUCKING YES, that.

THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3


Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

this whole picture is just great

Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.

Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!

Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah

TRUE THAT!

istaq:

willsleepfordreams:

kruemelcaskett:

st1cks-andst0nes:

s-pecious:

wingedaradia:

dickcatchyourowngrenade:

ohsoooohealthy:

roadto—health:

janaeariel:

What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
GOD FUCKING YES, that.

THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3

Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

this whole picture is just great

Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.

Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!

Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah

TRUE THAT!

thenameisnotpickles:

stop seperating relationship expectations.

why is it expected that he needs space and not her?

why is it assumed that “she” will be the one asking too much?

why doesn’t it tell him not to cheat?

who says she wants to be treated like a princess?

who says “he” would be the one to ignore her?

who says she needs protecting? or wants it?

why cant he need protecting?

STOP PUTTING GENDER ON EVERYTHING THING.

IT DOESN’T EXIST

we should stop attributing false binary differences into everyday things.

Thank you^

12 Terrifying Japanese Urban Legends

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

image

you:

image

Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

What are you talking about, lemon is the fucking bomb

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

pjayk:

Fucking map

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

shebelongsinthetardis:

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

My dad’s a firefighter and he thought this was beautiful

shebelongsinthetardis:

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

My dad’s a firefighter and he thought this was beautiful